Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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