I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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