batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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