Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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