Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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