I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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