please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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