can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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