I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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