im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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