I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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