He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
My vagina is officially offended.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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