The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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