Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
There r osticjed everywhere
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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