i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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