Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
