we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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