Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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