PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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