I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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