Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
