I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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