I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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