doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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