i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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