I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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