i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
even my farts smell like vagina
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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