Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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