That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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