Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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