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If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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