new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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