Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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