Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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