This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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