: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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