her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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