I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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