i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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