I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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