First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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