chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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