i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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