so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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