i permit you to call me
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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