question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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