Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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