She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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