So drunk, too bad you don't want this
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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