He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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