she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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