If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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