let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
