To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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