you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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